August 25th, 2009 (7:47 pm)
I was all alone in my office today. I would love to finger myself and cum on my own desk. Problem is my department is sharing the floor with other departments as well.
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My brain is reduced to hard core nerd porn today.
Friday, October 16, 2009
I think it's the female time of the month
August 24th, 2009 (9:46 pm)
Over lunch and ciggies afterwards...
Bla bla bla bla...
Friend: ...and then she slept with the guy. After that he told her that "this is not commitment".
Me: So?
F: She was upset. She got pissed and she complained about it.
M: He said it after sex or before?
F: Both.
M: Ookkkkaaaaay. In that case, she was the one to blame. I mean she knows he just want sex and he said so himself. And now that they have slept together and she didn't like it, she's complaining?! What a waste of brain cells on you for listening to her in the first place.
F: I know. But what am I supposed to do?
M: If it was me, I just tell her to shove it. It's her fault. Yes, the guy was a jerk to begin with but she has a choice to not sleep with him.
F: If you were her, what would you have done?
M: Usually, I'm the one saying his lines.
F: (Shock and disapproving look).
M: Shaddup. I'm a female brute who steps on (fe)male faces with my boots. Live with it, woman.
F: Don't you get tired of it?
M: Tired of?
F: The no commitment etc?
M: I know what I want and what I need. And right now, it's not a cock or a pussy with a heart attached to it.
F: Evil bitch.
M: I take that as a compliment.
Over lunch and ciggies afterwards...
Bla bla bla bla...
Friend: ...and then she slept with the guy. After that he told her that "this is not commitment".
Me: So?
F: She was upset. She got pissed and she complained about it.
M: He said it after sex or before?
F: Both.
M: Ookkkkaaaaay. In that case, she was the one to blame. I mean she knows he just want sex and he said so himself. And now that they have slept together and she didn't like it, she's complaining?! What a waste of brain cells on you for listening to her in the first place.
F: I know. But what am I supposed to do?
M: If it was me, I just tell her to shove it. It's her fault. Yes, the guy was a jerk to begin with but she has a choice to not sleep with him.
F: If you were her, what would you have done?
M: Usually, I'm the one saying his lines.
F: (Shock and disapproving look).
M: Shaddup. I'm a female brute who steps on (fe)male faces with my boots. Live with it, woman.
F: Don't you get tired of it?
M: Tired of?
F: The no commitment etc?
M: I know what I want and what I need. And right now, it's not a cock or a pussy with a heart attached to it.
F: Evil bitch.
M: I take that as a compliment.
One is dead and the other is crazy
August 20th, 2009 (12:56 am)
Recently I had the opportunity to meet the sweetest chick ever to rock my world. Alright, she's not sweet per se but I was smitten. She's short, cute and adorable and she has this attitude to her that I can relate to and that I like.
We were both involve in an international project and I have been seeing her for sometime during office hours. Outside the office...none.
She gives me all this vibe. Being close, touching me, holding hands, etc. She even says she thinks about me whenever she looked at this car sticker I gave her (she requested for some and I gave her).
And then she dropped the bomb and told me that she's straight. Well, the word she used was "normal".
Fuck "Normal".
How am I supposed to interpret that? How come I didn't see it coming? And I haven't even told her that I'm bisexual or that I really, REALLY like her.
Men...they're not really that complicated. Unless we women make them so i.e think too much about something when it's only because Man U lost to someone else or something along those lines. But women!? What the fuck do you really want?
In my case, I know what I want. More fuck-me-heels and leather lingerie. Period. But the majority of women out there? Arrrghhhhhh....
Here's the thing. There are only two (wo)men that understands women. One is already dead and the other is mentally crazy. Go figure.
To all the straight and "curious" men out there, I understand your frustrations. To all, if not most, women...sometimes I just hate (loving and) being one of you.
Recently I had the opportunity to meet the sweetest chick ever to rock my world. Alright, she's not sweet per se but I was smitten. She's short, cute and adorable and she has this attitude to her that I can relate to and that I like.
We were both involve in an international project and I have been seeing her for sometime during office hours. Outside the office...none.
She gives me all this vibe. Being close, touching me, holding hands, etc. She even says she thinks about me whenever she looked at this car sticker I gave her (she requested for some and I gave her).
And then she dropped the bomb and told me that she's straight. Well, the word she used was "normal".
Fuck "Normal".
How am I supposed to interpret that? How come I didn't see it coming? And I haven't even told her that I'm bisexual or that I really, REALLY like her.
Men...they're not really that complicated. Unless we women make them so i.e think too much about something when it's only because Man U lost to someone else or something along those lines. But women!? What the fuck do you really want?
In my case, I know what I want. More fuck-me-heels and leather lingerie. Period. But the majority of women out there? Arrrghhhhhh....
Here's the thing. There are only two (wo)men that understands women. One is already dead and the other is mentally crazy. Go figure.
To all the straight and "curious" men out there, I understand your frustrations. To all, if not most, women...sometimes I just hate (loving and) being one of you.
My latest misadventure: A night out to a lesbian club and straight sex then after
August 18th, 2009 (9:22 pm)
Him: Baby, where are you?
Me: Out with some friends. Why?
H: I'm pissed ass drunk.
M: Uhuh. So? You want me to play mumsy?
H: No, I want to fuck. Am so horny right now.
M; Okay, pick me up. I'm done flirting with chicks right now anyways.
So, there I was at 3.00 am outside a lesbian club waiting for my ride. I was upset that night. Partly because the chick I as supposed to be with turn out to be bi-curious and kept sending me mixed signals. Another was the fact that I haven't cum in weeks. Bloody shit.
To make matters worse, the fucking idiot got lost (How hard it is to get lost whereas it's only one turn to the left from the main road? And the bloody road is straight!) I was standing outside the club dressed only in a tube, shorts and fishnets. So imagined the cat calls and wolf whistles. Damnit, I only have two manicured middle fingers to flashed. If only I could flashed my middle toe as well.
His only saving grace was that he was a good fuck. So, I put up with the passing cars until he arrived.
We didn't talk much during the ride. But when we did arrived to his place... Two of his friends were there. With three girls. 2 guys, 3 girls. And one of those girls were picked up by his friends to be with him.
Excuse me? Am I expected to share a cock tonight? Hell no.
And the girl didn't even turn me on the least.
Hehehe, he told his friends he was with me. Good answer. And my mood picked up a bit.
And now, for the nitty gritty stuff.
I led there naked and waiting for him to come out of the loo. When he did, he turned down the lights, put on a CD and climbed to bed. As he approached, I part my legs and put them around his waist. Damn, mafucker has a huge cock. He pulled my head back and sucked on my neck. As me moved downwards, he pulled both of my hands and held them down to my back. Then he shoved his cock into my mouth. Needless to say, I choked and gagged. But I did my best to earn a slow moan from him.
My effort in fellatio did not go to waste as he turned around and fingered my pussy. I was part suffocating and choking on his cock but at the same time enjoy a slight tingle in the pussy. It was when he slid a finger in my ass that I scream.
He got off me, turned around and tasted some of my pussy juice before taking some to wet his cock. He slapped my cunt a few times before ramming his cock home. My screams and moans were drowned by the riffs of "Tainted Love" by Marilyn Manson.
I was about to cum and I sensed he was about to as well. With one free hand, I took his hand and placed it against my throat and tugged on his balls before twisting his nipple.
The mutual orgasm was explosive as we both cummed so hard. He ejaculated and I squirted.
15 minutes later, I took his car home since he passed out. I didn't feel like sleeping on a wet patch.
Him: Baby, where are you?
Me: Out with some friends. Why?
H: I'm pissed ass drunk.
M: Uhuh. So? You want me to play mumsy?
H: No, I want to fuck. Am so horny right now.
M; Okay, pick me up. I'm done flirting with chicks right now anyways.
So, there I was at 3.00 am outside a lesbian club waiting for my ride. I was upset that night. Partly because the chick I as supposed to be with turn out to be bi-curious and kept sending me mixed signals. Another was the fact that I haven't cum in weeks. Bloody shit.
To make matters worse, the fucking idiot got lost (How hard it is to get lost whereas it's only one turn to the left from the main road? And the bloody road is straight!) I was standing outside the club dressed only in a tube, shorts and fishnets. So imagined the cat calls and wolf whistles. Damnit, I only have two manicured middle fingers to flashed. If only I could flashed my middle toe as well.
His only saving grace was that he was a good fuck. So, I put up with the passing cars until he arrived.
We didn't talk much during the ride. But when we did arrived to his place... Two of his friends were there. With three girls. 2 guys, 3 girls. And one of those girls were picked up by his friends to be with him.
Excuse me? Am I expected to share a cock tonight? Hell no.
And the girl didn't even turn me on the least.
Hehehe, he told his friends he was with me. Good answer. And my mood picked up a bit.
And now, for the nitty gritty stuff.
I led there naked and waiting for him to come out of the loo. When he did, he turned down the lights, put on a CD and climbed to bed. As he approached, I part my legs and put them around his waist. Damn, mafucker has a huge cock. He pulled my head back and sucked on my neck. As me moved downwards, he pulled both of my hands and held them down to my back. Then he shoved his cock into my mouth. Needless to say, I choked and gagged. But I did my best to earn a slow moan from him.
My effort in fellatio did not go to waste as he turned around and fingered my pussy. I was part suffocating and choking on his cock but at the same time enjoy a slight tingle in the pussy. It was when he slid a finger in my ass that I scream.
He got off me, turned around and tasted some of my pussy juice before taking some to wet his cock. He slapped my cunt a few times before ramming his cock home. My screams and moans were drowned by the riffs of "Tainted Love" by Marilyn Manson.
I was about to cum and I sensed he was about to as well. With one free hand, I took his hand and placed it against my throat and tugged on his balls before twisting his nipple.
The mutual orgasm was explosive as we both cummed so hard. He ejaculated and I squirted.
15 minutes later, I took his car home since he passed out. I didn't feel like sleeping on a wet patch.
Untitled: Rantings and ramblings
July 24th, 2009 (1:06 am)
What is wrong with me? The more he "neglects" me, the more I want him.
I admit that sometimes that I am the attention-seeker but I rarely do need validation from other people. But with him, damnit.
I know that if he keeps on chatting with me etc, I would be bored. But when he doesn't, I'm complaining as it is now.
Sheesh...
What is wrong with me? The more he "neglects" me, the more I want him.
I admit that sometimes that I am the attention-seeker but I rarely do need validation from other people. But with him, damnit.
I know that if he keeps on chatting with me etc, I would be bored. But when he doesn't, I'm complaining as it is now.
Sheesh...
Someone I met at work
July 23rd, 2009 (10:30 pm)
Her: You are one dangerous woman.
Me: Eh? Why do you say that?
H: I read your blog. It was nice. Interesting. Lustful.
M: Ooo, thanks. But how does that make me dangerous?
H: Woman, let me tell you something. A girl like you is hard to find. You're hot. Chubby, but hot. You ooze sex appeal without even trying. You're like a walking sex goddess. But you're not haughty or bitchy. You're nice and sweet. Very down to earth. I noticed how the men looked at you.It's like your approachable but not attainable. Does that say anything to you?
M: Awwwwwww...Whatever it is you want, it's a "Yes".
H: I'm not done yet.
M: Ok (Putting on serious face).
H: People fall easily in love with you. Because you genuine care for them. You don't know the extent of your attraction.
M: Okay...?
H: I'm serious. Don't laugh.
M: Hahahaha. I'm sorry. You said "love". That word is like a cue word for me to laugh.
Then, she pulled me close and kissed me. Never before had I kissed anyone with my eyes open. OMG...And I thought she was straight.
Her: You are one dangerous woman.
Me: Eh? Why do you say that?
H: I read your blog. It was nice. Interesting. Lustful.
M: Ooo, thanks. But how does that make me dangerous?
H: Woman, let me tell you something. A girl like you is hard to find. You're hot. Chubby, but hot. You ooze sex appeal without even trying. You're like a walking sex goddess. But you're not haughty or bitchy. You're nice and sweet. Very down to earth. I noticed how the men looked at you.It's like your approachable but not attainable. Does that say anything to you?
M: Awwwwwww...Whatever it is you want, it's a "Yes".
H: I'm not done yet.
M: Ok (Putting on serious face).
H: People fall easily in love with you. Because you genuine care for them. You don't know the extent of your attraction.
M: Okay...?
H: I'm serious. Don't laugh.
M: Hahahaha. I'm sorry. You said "love". That word is like a cue word for me to laugh.
Then, she pulled me close and kissed me. Never before had I kissed anyone with my eyes open. OMG...And I thought she was straight.
"Sometimes, in life, shit happens"
July 22nd, 2009 (11:45 pm)
There are so many ways to start my recent misadventures. Bear in mind that I meant to hurt no one but I think it's best to be blunt and hope for the best.
When he came to pick me up, I was very surprised. He looked nothing like the picture he sent me and true enough, I was disappointed. Damnit. I was expecting someone slightly bigger. Beefy. But the person I see in front of me is nothing like that. Fine. No point in harboring any regrets now.
As we waited for the taxi, Mr B told me we would be staying at his friend's place. Why, I asked and what's wrong with his place. Apparently, he has his family staying with him and this friend of his whose place we're going to didn't mind the extra housemates as he is staying alone. Hmm...
so, we took a taxi and went to this club where this friend, Mr C, was waiting for us outside. OMG, I swear, it was lust at first sight. His body was exactly the type I wanted to fuck with. Tall, with really broad shoulders and meat (or muscle or mass or whatever) all over him. His shirt and jeans were tight and I can't help but sneak a peek at his crotch.
It was only 10 pm and already I'm yawning and trying hard to keep awake. Sensing this, Mr C proposed that we sojourn to his place. Oh, crap. Part of me is excited since it has been quite awhile since I last fuck (I know it has only been a week but 7 days is too long a time) and the other part is overcome with dread as Mr B just doesn't cut it as someone I would fuck in the first place.
But we did. Inevitably and I have to say it wasn't mediocre. But it wasn't earth shattering either.
The next morning, I woke up early as I have to begin to do some of the office work I brought with me. Mr B is still fast asleep when I left him and went down towards the living room. Oh, crap. Lusty, beefy Mr C was only clad in his boxers. Shit mafucker damnit to hell shit. Sigh. I would love to pounce on him had it not been another friend of theirs was there as well.
I have only got three days to think of a way to get into Mr C's pants. It's going to be difficult for they are best friends but it is not as if I'm off limits. I was nobody's girl friend and I may do as I please.
So I switch into predator mode. I took every opportunity to seduce Mr C. First, the short pants. Lying down on the sofa while reading a book did two things for me. One, I could catch up with my reading. Two, I tried to conjure the image of what it would be like should he be on top of me.
For a few days, I tried to get close to Mr C despite the fact that I'm sleeping with his best friend. He didn't ignore me but he would often avoid me. There were many occasions where he would left me and Mr B alone in the house. Ah, shit, this is harder than I thought it would be.
On the last evening I spent there with them, a couple of girls showed up. One of them happened to have a huge crush on Mr C and the other was her cheerleader. Throughout that evening, I tried very hard not to barf as her efforts was pathetic and not to mention juvenile. Furthermore, she was begin to annoy me with her antics to get Mr C into bed with her. Finally, I chose to sleep early while both men entertain those girls.
Early dawn, I felt Mr B crawled into bed. He tried to wake me up but good sleep is hard to come by then. I was willing to give up sex just to get some good shut eye. But after he got into bed, I couldn't sleep. The bugger kept on kicking me in his sleep. I don't know whether he did it intentionally or by accident.
I got up and went to the living room. I don't care if I'm only wearing a see through tee with no bra on. I don't care if I only have my undies without any pants on. I'm determined to get my sleep.
I have also made up my mind to fuck Mr C.
It's 6 am and the men had a late night previously. I was hoping he would come down and find me half naked. But at the same time, should he didn't, at least I get some sleep instead being kicked to death in slumberland.
It's 6.30 am and still nothing of Mr C. And I can hear Mr B snoring loudly in the room upstairs.
And then he woke me up.
It's 7.30 am and I did dozed off only to be woken up by Mr C. He was asking why am I sleeping in the living room and his eyes were no where on my face. I know that look. His eyes were filled with lust as he looked at me, half naked with my nipples hard. He licked his lips and sat next to me and his hands were on my left breast, squeezing them with the nipples in between his fingers. He kissed me and I reciprocated. And then I pulled away. I asked him whether he knows what he is doing as I am with his best friend.
"Sometimes, In life, shit happens."
And he took me to his bedroom, lay me down on the bed and stripped. He has one of the finest pert ass I've come across with but when he turned around, I nearly gasp. It is long, thick and huge. Hello, big cock.
He came to bed and hovered above me, rubbing his cock against me. Part of me wanted to rape him, the other wanted to let him be in control. And his hands crept under my shirt and started to tease my nipples as I slowly slide out of my undies. I took hold of his cock and stroke it. He was hard. Even before I put his cock in my mouth.
And we fucked. With me biting on his nipples and scarring his back and him ramming his cock into me. And next door, Mr B was snoring blissfully.
The three of us parted ways that afternoon with Mr B sending me off to the hotel while Mr C has some errands to run. And as I said goodbye to Mr B, two hours later, I was at Mr C's place again making noise. Fucking noise. Hehehehe.
He admitted to me later that he did want to fuck with me from the first day we met but Mr B was in the way. It wasn't until that morning when he came down and found me in the living room that he gave in.
There are so many ways to start my recent misadventures. Bear in mind that I meant to hurt no one but I think it's best to be blunt and hope for the best.
When he came to pick me up, I was very surprised. He looked nothing like the picture he sent me and true enough, I was disappointed. Damnit. I was expecting someone slightly bigger. Beefy. But the person I see in front of me is nothing like that. Fine. No point in harboring any regrets now.
As we waited for the taxi, Mr B told me we would be staying at his friend's place. Why, I asked and what's wrong with his place. Apparently, he has his family staying with him and this friend of his whose place we're going to didn't mind the extra housemates as he is staying alone. Hmm...
so, we took a taxi and went to this club where this friend, Mr C, was waiting for us outside. OMG, I swear, it was lust at first sight. His body was exactly the type I wanted to fuck with. Tall, with really broad shoulders and meat (or muscle or mass or whatever) all over him. His shirt and jeans were tight and I can't help but sneak a peek at his crotch.
It was only 10 pm and already I'm yawning and trying hard to keep awake. Sensing this, Mr C proposed that we sojourn to his place. Oh, crap. Part of me is excited since it has been quite awhile since I last fuck (I know it has only been a week but 7 days is too long a time) and the other part is overcome with dread as Mr B just doesn't cut it as someone I would fuck in the first place.
But we did. Inevitably and I have to say it wasn't mediocre. But it wasn't earth shattering either.
The next morning, I woke up early as I have to begin to do some of the office work I brought with me. Mr B is still fast asleep when I left him and went down towards the living room. Oh, crap. Lusty, beefy Mr C was only clad in his boxers. Shit mafucker damnit to hell shit. Sigh. I would love to pounce on him had it not been another friend of theirs was there as well.
I have only got three days to think of a way to get into Mr C's pants. It's going to be difficult for they are best friends but it is not as if I'm off limits. I was nobody's girl friend and I may do as I please.
So I switch into predator mode. I took every opportunity to seduce Mr C. First, the short pants. Lying down on the sofa while reading a book did two things for me. One, I could catch up with my reading. Two, I tried to conjure the image of what it would be like should he be on top of me.
For a few days, I tried to get close to Mr C despite the fact that I'm sleeping with his best friend. He didn't ignore me but he would often avoid me. There were many occasions where he would left me and Mr B alone in the house. Ah, shit, this is harder than I thought it would be.
On the last evening I spent there with them, a couple of girls showed up. One of them happened to have a huge crush on Mr C and the other was her cheerleader. Throughout that evening, I tried very hard not to barf as her efforts was pathetic and not to mention juvenile. Furthermore, she was begin to annoy me with her antics to get Mr C into bed with her. Finally, I chose to sleep early while both men entertain those girls.
Early dawn, I felt Mr B crawled into bed. He tried to wake me up but good sleep is hard to come by then. I was willing to give up sex just to get some good shut eye. But after he got into bed, I couldn't sleep. The bugger kept on kicking me in his sleep. I don't know whether he did it intentionally or by accident.
I got up and went to the living room. I don't care if I'm only wearing a see through tee with no bra on. I don't care if I only have my undies without any pants on. I'm determined to get my sleep.
I have also made up my mind to fuck Mr C.
It's 6 am and the men had a late night previously. I was hoping he would come down and find me half naked. But at the same time, should he didn't, at least I get some sleep instead being kicked to death in slumberland.
It's 6.30 am and still nothing of Mr C. And I can hear Mr B snoring loudly in the room upstairs.
And then he woke me up.
It's 7.30 am and I did dozed off only to be woken up by Mr C. He was asking why am I sleeping in the living room and his eyes were no where on my face. I know that look. His eyes were filled with lust as he looked at me, half naked with my nipples hard. He licked his lips and sat next to me and his hands were on my left breast, squeezing them with the nipples in between his fingers. He kissed me and I reciprocated. And then I pulled away. I asked him whether he knows what he is doing as I am with his best friend.
"Sometimes, In life, shit happens."
And he took me to his bedroom, lay me down on the bed and stripped. He has one of the finest pert ass I've come across with but when he turned around, I nearly gasp. It is long, thick and huge. Hello, big cock.
He came to bed and hovered above me, rubbing his cock against me. Part of me wanted to rape him, the other wanted to let him be in control. And his hands crept under my shirt and started to tease my nipples as I slowly slide out of my undies. I took hold of his cock and stroke it. He was hard. Even before I put his cock in my mouth.
And we fucked. With me biting on his nipples and scarring his back and him ramming his cock into me. And next door, Mr B was snoring blissfully.
The three of us parted ways that afternoon with Mr B sending me off to the hotel while Mr C has some errands to run. And as I said goodbye to Mr B, two hours later, I was at Mr C's place again making noise. Fucking noise. Hehehehe.
He admitted to me later that he did want to fuck with me from the first day we met but Mr B was in the way. It wasn't until that morning when he came down and found me in the living room that he gave in.
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